The Monster Recipe

The Monster

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  • Burrito Shell
  • Beef
  • Chicken
  • Steak
  • Potato Oles
  • Rice
  • Cheese (cheddar, three-blend, or nacho)
  • Any additional ingredients you desire that will actually fit in the tortilla (Ranch, bacon, jalapeƱos, chili, or beans, for example)

How to make The Monster

Order this at Taco Johns. Ask them to attempt to grill the burrito as best as they can. (The Monster is much larger than a normal Taco Johns Grilled Burrito, so there may be difficulties with the grilling procedures.)

It usually weighs about a pound, and most likely has enough calories / weight watcher points / constipation to make you want to not eat for the next day and a half. Or maybe you'll want two of them! Hell, I don't know.

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